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It's Spring and with that comes pessimism!

Are you ready to be disappointed, again?


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I hope that everyone had an enjoyable off season. When we last touched base, Boxing Jimmy called the season over in mid-August. He was correct as always. I would like to say that we should be optimistic this year but I am not sure who is going to hit and give us any run production. […]

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E-Rod is gone!

Clint’s stepson is gone and we only have to pay him for 30 more games. $213,000 to go. If I knew that this would have actually been possible, I would have set up a Go Fund Me page some time ago to raise the money for Bob Nothing.

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Note to self…

I keep seeing on the Allegheny Health Network commercials that I could see the same doctor as the pros. Wow, that sounds good until I watch the commercials. No thanks Dr. Demeo. When the commercials feature Cervelli and Harrison as role models, I’ll pass and call Dr. Kevorkian instead. At least he doesn’t drag things […]

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Pitchers and Catchers reported? Oh, I’m so excited.

I remember when this phrase used to signify the beginning of spring and an end to the gloom and doom of a Pittsburgh winter. Now, it just means a lot more of the same losing tradition with no end in site. The “pretty ballpark” is going to be empty this year. It looks like Vegas […]

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MIRACLE ON MAZEROSKI WAY

On Sunday night the Pittsburgh Steelers won again and the star power of Antonio Brown and Big Ben carried the team to victory! On Saturday night the Penguins handily beat Tampa Bay, the best team in hockey. Last night they pulled out a come from behind victory. In both cases they were led by their […]

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As bad as we suck…

The Steelers just took sucking to a new level. Staying in the locker room during a Dan Rooney memorial on the road, screams SUCKS! Did Nutting advise the Rooney’s on what to do? If so, it was perfect advice to alienate the fan base. Nothing is great at that. I had a Russian named Evgeni […]

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Boxing Jimmy to retire?

No, no, no… I was watching FS1 since ESPN just caters to the NBA and saw a brief clip about a boxer retiring. Say it ain’t so Boxing!

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Sell, sell, sell…

Who are we kidding? Ourselves? It’s time for a yard, fire, garage, estate or blue light special sale. We had a fun week or so and now we are back to being the Pirates. Why waste heart strings on this team? Ownership doesn’t? Over manager Hurdle doesn’t. It was a fleeting moment in time. So […]

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